Rydges Auckland Hotel
Warning: There will be some Grumpy Old Women in Auckland on Thursday, May 22 at the Bruce Mason Centre… and only three of them will be on the stage (Lynda Milligan, Jude Gibson and Geraldine Brophy)!
The Grumpy Old Women have taken to the road again in this new outing called 50 Shades of Beige.
This jam-packed show comes from somewhat poisoned pen of the original authors, Jenny Éclair and Judith Holder. It includes all the most Grumpy topics... learning the art of 'Grumpy Grooming', the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing) and beards for women, which style suit you? There’s the Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration.
Inspired by the ratings-busting BBC series and best-selling Grumpy Old Women handbook, Grumpy Old Women Live is a celebration of the pre-, peri- and post-menopausal female condition. Three live and rather furious females take to the stage for an orgy of middle aged mayhem, with not a thong in sight.
If you are coming from out of town to see Grumpy Old Women in Auckland, Rydges can look after all your accommodation needs – or drop in for a pre-, peri- or post-show meal or drink.