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Humour ian 9/23/2013

Many people are worrying about the effects of genetically modified crops.

“There is no proof of any adverse effects”, said one carrot.

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From now on I'm only going to buy that fancy water with healthy additives. Like the one they serve here at Rydges. It's got hops, yeast and malted barley in it.

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I burnt 600 calories last night.

Left my pizza in the oven for too long.

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My mate had one of his testicles removed after finding a lump.

That's how serious he is about mashed potato.

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Is it just me, or are there any other anagrams of em?

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