THE RYDGES POST
Blunt by name, blunt by nature, entertainer by trade, entertainer by Twitter. James Blunt is a funny man – very witty, self-deprecating and likeable in these replies to his ‘critics’ on Twitter…
James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice…
JB: … And no mortgage.
Does anyone still care about James Blunt?
JB: … Thanks for asking.
I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every James Blunt song. The other person being him.
JB: … Nope, you're on your own.
Bloody hell why is James Blunt still going?
JB: … Viagra and coffee mostly.
Don't know if I can imagine much worse than James Blunt's new album…
JB: … Kids these days have no imagination.
Every time that James Blunt opens his mouth I'd like to punch him in it…
JB: Glad you're not my dentist.
I cannot put into words how much I hate James Blunt…
JB: Try singing it.
Does anyone else HATE James Blunt's voice? I can't stand it..
JB: … I never liked the sound of my own voice. Till it made me rich.
Why you only got 200k followers?
JB: … Jesus only needed twelve.
James Blunt's back with a new single! This may be the worst thing that's happened in my life.
JB: … Good sense of perspective there.
Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?
JB: … Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet.
I love James Blunt as much as I love herpes…
JB: … I love that you're not ashamed to admit you have both.
Is there one single James Blunt fan out there?
JB: … Most of them are single.
I want to kick James Blunt… repeatedly… I don’t know why.
JB: … Easy spelling mistake as K and L are right beside each other.
For the record, we think James Blunt is also a class act on stage and here are the tour dates and venues for the May/June Down Under tour:
- Auckland Civic Centre – 28th May
- Sydney State Theatre – 30th & 31st May
- Newcastle Civic Centre – 1st June
- Brisbane Convention Centre – 2nd June
- Darwin Convention Centre – 4th June
- Adelaide AEC Theatre – 6th June
- Canberra Royal Theatre – 7th June
- Melbourne Plenary Hall – 8th June
- Hobart Derwent Entertainment Centre – 10th June
- Perth Riverside Theatre – 13th June